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I am clearly plagued by large butts with thongs. Why me?? I know I can't be the only one.
It's happened again. I'm finishing up my MBA in Management (I'll be done in just over a month--I'm extremely happy about that). In this program, we're in a group of five people for the entire two years. That's fine. I mean, it's a pain, but it's fine. Anyway, one of my group members has gained a bunch of weight. She's still really cute, but she's about 50 lbs heavier. I don't blame her, it sucks being in school full-time and working full-time. Especially when you're not a "traditional" student and don't have the energy to burn the candle at both ends.
So, back to my group member. We were doing a presentation. She bent over and there was her g-string. At least the other girl in our group saw it too. In her defense (the wearer of the slingshot), she was not wearing anything tight or even low-riding. She just bent over and there they were.
Later on, my other group member said, "Miss Keeks, did you see that travesty??" I said, "Oh yeah, and next time we have a meeting, I'm going to freak her out and tell her thongs cause bacterial infections!!" And we both laughed maniacally.
The following Saturday, we were together working on our... FINAL PROJECT!!!! (very exciting) I said, "Hey guys, I just read this study... blah blah blah thong...bacterial infections...unhealthy...Etc). She was pretty nonchalant. Later on I decided that I was going to check it out. Low and behold, thongs really do cause bacterial infections!
So, ladies and gentlemen, stop wearing thongs and g-strings. They're really not good for you. Even if you're nice and fresh and clean all day long, they still cause chaffing and damage to those sweet tender tissues. Stop wearing them. And they're gross.
It's happened again. I'm finishing up my MBA in Management (I'll be done in just over a month--I'm extremely happy about that). In this program, we're in a group of five people for the entire two years. That's fine. I mean, it's a pain, but it's fine. Anyway, one of my group members has gained a bunch of weight. She's still really cute, but she's about 50 lbs heavier. I don't blame her, it sucks being in school full-time and working full-time. Especially when you're not a "traditional" student and don't have the energy to burn the candle at both ends.
So, back to my group member. We were doing a presentation. She bent over and there was her g-string. At least the other girl in our group saw it too. In her defense (the wearer of the slingshot), she was not wearing anything tight or even low-riding. She just bent over and there they were.
Later on, my other group member said, "Miss Keeks, did you see that travesty??" I said, "Oh yeah, and next time we have a meeting, I'm going to freak her out and tell her thongs cause bacterial infections!!" And we both laughed maniacally.
The following Saturday, we were together working on our... FINAL PROJECT!!!! (very exciting) I said, "Hey guys, I just read this study... blah blah blah thong...bacterial infections...unhealthy...Etc). She was pretty nonchalant. Later on I decided that I was going to check it out. Low and behold, thongs really do cause bacterial infections!
So, ladies and gentlemen, stop wearing thongs and g-strings. They're really not good for you. Even if you're nice and fresh and clean all day long, they still cause chaffing and damage to those sweet tender tissues. Stop wearing them. And they're gross.
posted by Miss Keeks at 1:10 PM
9 Comments:
Thongs arent sexy anyway....something with lace is much better.
But hey, it could be worse, she could have been wearing spandex....
Ha!! No one looks good in spandex!
ACK! Mental floss! Mental floss! Pass me the mental floss!
I stopped wearing the thong-tha-thong thong thongs about five years ago; I got one of those infections, boy, and once was enough for me.
And you're right - they do look totally gross.
Now to do research on bacterial infections ... and this you Google this/thongs... or was it right up there with not sitting on the public toilets...
Mel: Mental floss is a good idea because tearing out your eyes doesn't really remove the image and causes too much pain.
Pen: It was purely research for research's sake. Although I do think public toilets are gross.
amen, amen, amen.
I work at a university and see it allllll day long.
If I only had a quarter for every thong in a crack I see, I'd play them all like slot machines.
Hey, so are you all done now???? maybe a "woo-hoo" is in order?
Ah Kevin, I'm so freaking close I could SCREAM!!! However, I'll be done on the 27th. 10 days from now. Now, if I can only get a job in Academia... teaching accounting. That would be bliss. Sheer bliss!
I thought your dream was to work for the IRS! LOL
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