Miss Keeks, Before long, you'll probably be expected to serve coffee with those cookies. Perhaps you could sprinkle some tuna juice into their beverages. They'll NEVER ask you to cater to them again! Trust me, it works every time.
If all your coworkers are obsessed with "food days", this may explain why you have "CT"-the large woman with the wedgie. Why not try bring in carrots and celery sticks for munchies instead of all the high fat content snacks. "Miss CT" may not be happy with you, but do you really care? Maybe she'll get the hint that she could stand to drop a few pounds....
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WHAT?? Do they expect you to hand out Oreo's? Tell them to get their own "cookies".
They make me feel so used...
Miss Keeks,
Before long, you'll probably be expected to serve coffee with those cookies. Perhaps you could sprinkle some tuna juice into their beverages. They'll NEVER ask you to cater to them again! Trust me, it works every time.
Tuna juice in the cookies! Not a bad idea.
The people here are obsessed with having "food days." They're all slackers.
Miss Keeks,
If all your coworkers are obsessed with "food days", this may explain why you have "CT"-the large woman with the wedgie. Why not try bring in carrots and celery sticks for munchies instead of all the high fat content snacks. "Miss CT" may not be happy with you, but do you really care? Maybe she'll get the hint that she could stand to drop a few pounds....
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